Karen

A blonde bitch
Doesn’t whoop ass
Pixie cut with sun visor
Usually drives a van with around 4 children

Shankiwka: This damn lady need to beat her kids ass

Karen: No! That’s child abuse.

by Captain_Cockpit November 18, 2019

Karen

Karen is the person that if she gets mad is going to tell you to role down your window and call you bitch and say that her kids can't hear her cause their listening to Kids bob

The can't hear me cause there listening to kids bob(karen)

by heygurls November 22, 2019

Karen

The most badass woman you will ever meet. She loves fiercely and carries the weight of the world on her shoulders. She will never stop fighting for what is right, and yes she does care what others think. She obviously has one flaw, which is super poor taste in men who are so shallow, petty and unemployed, leaving them ample time to make up false definitions of her on urban dictionary. She has learned and a now married to a Scott.

I am grateful to have Karen on my side. Her husband is a legendary ass mother fucker.

by Legendaryassmotherfucker November 22, 2019

Karen

A middle aged white woman with kids who are listening to kidz bop. She is not afraid to speak to the manager and will always thrive to get that free happy meal

Karen must learn to respect the drip 👏🏻

“They can’t hear me they’re listening to kidz bop”

“Excuse me may I speak to the manager”

by Yes I’m a T-Rex November 23, 2019

Karen

She took the fucking kids

Karen i.e.
Husband: can we vaccinate our child?
Karen: I'm taking the kids

by IDefinedSomethingHere April 11, 2019

Karen

That person that always peels from hanging out with the boys.

Well there goes Karen again dipping from the Sqaud to finish cooking her BBQ Chicken.

by Ben Dohver19 April 21, 2019

Karen

blonde with dark roots, low rise boot cut jeans, and currently speaking to your manager.

karen took the kids

by urmom388 April 22, 2019