by Not lilybrooke November 16, 2016
Get the hamish and jessmug. Jesse’s are rhythmic horn dogs through and through. They love anal and don’t mind the smell of poo. Artistic and crafty they can paint a self portrait on your ass with their cob candy. If you know a Jesse give him a handy, you won’t regret it. So get on your knees and he’ll aim to please.
by KnowerOfAllThatIsKnown June 8, 2021
Get the Jessemug. “Damn Jesse Chatman is that you”
“What the fuck is that smell? Jesse Chatman!!”
“Uh-Oh Stinky It’s Jesse Chatman”
“What the fuck is that smell? Jesse Chatman!!”
“Uh-Oh Stinky It’s Jesse Chatman”
by thatonehooper December 20, 2019
Get the Jesse Chatmanmug. Jesse-also known as bear. The sexiest man alive. He is there for you when you need him, he gives the best hugs in the omniverse. He has thpurest heart that would bring smiles. He shows his love in many ways. Has an amazing voice that you could just feel the notes. He always gives the best advice, has the best hair. When he walks into a room everyone turns and smiles, loves the outdoors. Is the best person to be with at scary movies. Is a naturally talented actor. He loves the idea of a southern life. Loves the quote “thats what she said” has the biggest heart for everyone. Knows more than Miccah 10000%. Makes people fall in love. You cant go wrong with Jesses beady eyes. He is my bear and I love him so much so if you steal him from me i will cry.
by bunnybearr November 23, 2022
Get the Jessemug. A pathological liar and an all-around asshole. Do not trust or date this person because it will bite you in the ass a few years later.
by sarahluvsu April 17, 2023
Get the Jessemug.