lit biscuit

the common term “lit”, signaling that things are awesome. Followed by “biscuit” showing everyone you are a tool and smoked meth in the 90’s.

“Yo man come out to the bars tonight?”
-“Shit man Idk”
“ C’mon man this shit is gonna be lit biscuit”
-**hangs up

by Doctor English May 28, 2018

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

wooley biscuit

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.

My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

Bite a Biscuit

Basically another saying for “Choke on a dick” or “fuck you.”

Kendall: You talk a lot of shit in those tight ass pants.
Tyler: Bite a biscuit

by localethot July 1, 2019

mexican biscuit

When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass

That chick at the club was so hot she had me fooled.... I ended up giving her the Mexican biscuit

by Yogilicious March 23, 2017

Biscuit Body

When a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. Not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.

Jim: Hey man, what do you think of Claire?
Bob: She's alright man. I mean, cute face but she's got a biscuit body.
Jim: Dude, I know. It's weird. She's cute but also not...

by colto January 9, 2016

visa biscuit

An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country.

That bar has plenty of hot locals but they are all visa biscuits.

by Ghengis Juan November 6, 2006