Hot Wife Summer

Hot Girl Summer, but for girls in relationships.

“Are you doing hot girl summer with us?”
“Nah, I’m doing hot wife summer!”

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 15, 2011

Spear Wife

A woman who can easily beat men in combat sports, or a woman who easily embarrasses men in contact sports.

1. A woman who makes varsity on a male wrestling team is Spear Wife.

2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.

by IronMikey August 12, 2025

wife driver

A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.

I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.

by Chrorgstar December 30, 2021

National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife

Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

by Jason.. May 9, 2022

Gojo’s Wife

A new constellation that occurs only on one day of the year, June 7.

You are not Gojo’s wife.

by Gojo’swife December 7, 2023

Wife

Dishwasher

Pranker: Hey is your dishwasher running

Guy: You mean my wife

by Epppppiccc_man June 4, 2019