why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 01, 2018

why am i doing this

i dont know and i give no solid farts

"why am i doing this? just to suffer? whats the point everything ends"

by hehe farts in french July 07, 2021

Why Marijuana dog

How a stoner refers to a Weimaraner dog.

Stoner to dog owner: Dude, that's a dope why marijuana dog, man.

by Najerie July 09, 2024

Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths

Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!

by Nugget32 June 10, 2022

Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"

Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"

Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

why am i searching this up

because you wanted to lol

why am i searching this up -me, 2 seconds ago

by urban.ass March 02, 2024

Why are you telling...

When are your going to do what I want?

Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"

Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025