What is this

When something awkward or unexpected happens it is often hard to decide what to say, so you simple say "What is this?!" in a very offensive manner.

Person1: Hey what's up
Person2: Nothing much, just got back from a carnival and I got a cool stuffed clown!!
Person1: *looks at the ugly stuffed clown* What is this?!?!

by BioluminescentGoddess November 7, 2010

Is that what you told her?

A derivative of the common phrase, thats what she said, is that what you told her is a response to any sentence that contains sexual innuendoes. It is best used in a sentence involving fitting something into a hole or something being inadequate.

"Are you sure it can fit in there?"
"Is that what you told her?"

"It was fun but it wasn't something i would do more than once."
"Is that what you told her?"

"That was amazing!"
"Is that what you told her?"

by Ryan J W January 5, 2009

thats what she said

to make something innocent sound sexual

boy: my toe is hanging out of my shoe
boy #2 well put it back in
boy: thats what she said

by Shadow the demonslayer November 1, 2007

Pay What You Want

A trend gaining momentum by which diners at restaurants choose what they pay for their meals.

Let´s face it, no more fancy restaurants, this is the Pay What You Want Economy

by rperazag May 26, 2010

that's what he said

Just like that's what she said, exept what a guy would say.

Bob: I could really use a hand.
Tod: That's what he said.

Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.

by whatserface December 29, 2008

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.

Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by anonymous November 25, 2004

What is life?

Ball.

Hey, man, what is life?
Ball, ball is life.

by Irraional Pickle March 13, 2015