A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!
by Evachi May 28, 2018
Get the Uncle samsonitemug. That one male relative that manages to always embarass you by acting retarded, saying things that make no sense and by having random angry outbursts over trivial things.
by Squinty Eyed Bastard July 6, 2015
Get the Uncle re-remug. John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.
Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
by Daniel81 February 27, 2017
Get the calling uncle earlmug. It's a catch phrase dating back to 1887, when, in a blatant case of favoritism, British Prime Minister Robert Cecil (a.k.a. Lord Salisbury) decided to appoint his nephew Arthur Balfour to the prestigious and sensitive post of Chief Secretary for Ireland.
So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."
So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."
You just put these parts together like this, and Bob's your uncle - you have a working model!
You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!
You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!
by Pro-Love Girl March 16, 2011
Get the Bob's your unclemug. Where a person is really nice and outgoing, but you always have the feeling that he/she is a creeper/pedophile/ect.
by Neinman January 1, 2010
Get the Creepy Uncle Syndromemug. by Mister Webster January 16, 2008
Get the Crazy Uncle Johnnymug. A white person who sucks up to minorities to show how "woke" and moral he is.
Origins: Stemming from the word Uncle Tom and Bernie Sanders' speech of "when you're white you don't know what it's like to be poor speech".
Origins: Stemming from the word Uncle Tom and Bernie Sanders' speech of "when you're white you don't know what it's like to be poor speech".
SJW: I prefer to acknowledge my white privilege and pay reparations to the blacks for slavery.
Normal Person: You are such an Uncle Bernie, you know that?
Normal Person: You are such an Uncle Bernie, you know that?
by HiTymesWHiT May 26, 2018
Get the Uncle Berniemug.