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Twitter

A literal Dumpster fire, the only good parts are when you say something educational or in a minor section that won’t throw a hissy fit over the first syllable of your sentence
Person 1: I have a Twitter profile
Person 2: Why are you signed in to the Dumpster fire that is Twitter.com
by Json1040 May 31, 2022
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Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.
Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023
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Twitter

A hellish site full of a bunch of idiots who think it's ok to fuck animals, and that kids can consent, Also a bunch of people who find anything offensive
Twitter user: "Guys kids and animals can consent, im a proud zoophile and i thought german luigi was offensive 🤓🤓🤓🤓"
by Ihategachalife May 30, 2022
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X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.
BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.
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twitter

the spot between your twat and your shitter
"That's my twitter!"
by pooster2 December 9, 2012
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Twitter

A social media platform that racists, feminists, politicians, and furries go to argue with eachother.
Damn bro, I saw my little sister on Twitter yesterday.. I think euthanasia is the best course of action.
by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022
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Twitter Double-Double

The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.
Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"

John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"
by mdale August 26, 2013
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