Tree Hooker

A word used to explain a person who is overly obsessed with nature. They don't hug trees they fuck them. Usually they waste usable space to put in a tree.

Mark:: Did u see that new park in Malibu that every one though was going to be a mall!

Sally:: Well yes i did. It's the work of a Tree Hooker

by Kaity-is-Kool July 20, 2011

tree hacker

Anyone who tops a tree. Uses pikes to prune a tree. Any one who lion tails a tree. Any one who leaves stubs or flush cuts while pruning a tree. Anyone who peals branches while pruning.

A Tree Hacker is: Someone who removes the top of a tree but leaves the main trunk. Someone who uses spikes, gaffs, spurs on a tree while pruning it. Anyone who leaves nubs or stubs when pruning a branch away from a tree. Anyone who flush cuts branches away from a tree.

by sgreanbean January 3, 2014

Tree trimming

A strange event that occurs once a year On the second weekend of December. During the act of tree trimming extended families gather together at a place of meeting and sing off tune Christmas carols except for those named Lisa and Christina, eat Popeyes chicken and many sweets, do a strange ritual known as white elephant that involves many paper bags, and lastly take part in a high stakes game where dollars are exchanged and dice and insults are thrown. All in all tree trimming if full of laughs and joy, and above all good old family bonding <3

Dang tree trimming last year was so much fun especially with the Ratajczak bunch!

by Chipper_kate16 November 26, 2016

tree hugging

when it is extremely warm and a man has been sat/stood in one position for too long that his genitals cling to his leg and can only be removed with the appliance of extreme pressure....aka tree hugging

Its roasting and me nethers are tree hugging the life out of me

by Big Chav August 1, 2017

Tree Meat

The brown stuff on trees that vegans eat. It is located on the trunk of trees and from a recent poll, it doesnt taste good and people actually don't eat it. Other word for "Tree bark".

Wow, I hope that those vegans don't or do die from eating tree meat!

by Sundick March 8, 2018

cunt treed

when a guy trys to put his dick into a girls cunt but she is too tight so his head only gets in. makeing a tree the cunt being leaves and the dick is the trunk.

man yester day me and my boyfriend were gonna do stuff...but i got cunt treed... he is too big!

by cherriefreak326 March 7, 2008

Ugly tree trunk

1) Severly worse than the <ugly stick>.

2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas

3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.

1) Jon- Ha look at that celebrity! She must have been beaten with an ugly stick!
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?

by lolllsmrtreetrunkguy123 June 16, 2009