toilet seat polio

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.
Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.
by rwcraiden September 14, 2015
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Skibidi Toilet syndrome

This refers to people who sings the "Skibidi Toilet Anthem" in a loop. This phenomenon targets kids who uses YouTube, Tiktok influencers and average people.
"Skibidi Dop YES YES!"

Man, stop! Your Skibidi Toilet syndrome only gets worse. Please calm down.
by SlammerGaming0 October 21, 2023
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Toilet Bowl Terrorism

The act of committing unspeakable atrocities on or about the nearest toilet available, usually as a result of eating questionable food or experiencing traumatic life events. Toxic fumes and shit stained bowls are the easiest ways to identify TBT.
"I knew stopping by that Hot Dog vendor last night wasn't a great idea, but I never thought I'd be spending my Sunday engaging in Toilet Bowl Terrorism because of it."

"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now I can't stop shitting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. Consuela is going to be pissed when she sees the Toilet Bowl Terrorism she's going to be cleaning up this week."
by Chad Danger August 05, 2013
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standard american toilet

Its a standard american toilet. Thats all.
by standard american toilet November 02, 2017
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Crack Whore (Toilet)

A crapper (specifically a public bathroom) that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell-tale signs of a Crack Whore include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid Crack Whores at all costs...unless it is the absolute last option in an emergency situation.
Don't use that stall. I peaked inside and it is a total Crack Whore (Toilet). I nearly vomited...
by Annie Bannannie June 16, 2011
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Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.
The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.
by AE1990 November 14, 2011
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ass like a toilet

The Process of getting/obtaining ass (Sexual relations)
You know what? Tom sure does get more ass then a Toilet.
by Pic0o April 08, 2004
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