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Matt

sometimes these guys are baby boys or crazy idiots, they like nudes and they're perverts and always horny
by itsyaboicloud April 17, 2020
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Matt

Matt is someone usually overlooked. He really does care for everyone, but keeps his circle close. He isn't much of a conversation starter, and is quite shy when it comes to others he doesn't know well. Get to know him to have him let you into his circle. And, who knows? You might just find a new friend by doing that.
Person #1: "Man, I wish Matt would just talk to me for once"
Person #2: "How about you approach him first"
by GameGuy0129200440 May 16, 2020
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Matt Lee Goal

On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.
(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)

player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!
by fifagod December 5, 2011
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matt damon

In New Orleans-specific usage:
To not receive a position at work, in an organization, or elsewhere after initially having been promised that position.

Derives from Matt Damon being announced as the King of Bacchus for 2010. Later, once the Saints were doing well, Bacchus's spokespeople stated that the king would be Drew Brees instead.
Bob: Man, my boss told me 2 months ago that I'd be promoted to assistant manager but then he chose Kelly instead.
Mark: Haha, you totally got Matt Damon'ed.
by gaslights January 26, 2010
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Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)

A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
by Atomicmonkey2 December 12, 2010
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ugly matt damon

it was so heartbreaking when ugly matt damon killed that kid in Breaking Bad
by andrewisawesome May 2, 2018
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Broken Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.
Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.
by XMC7991 August 26, 2016
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