Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

Tim

Somebody who always goes to resi, gets all girls‘ feet and never unter🅱️unkts

„Look at him he has feetpics good grades and always visites the resi“

„What a Tim“

by Thot_punisher December 1, 2018

Tim Walz

The acceptance of pedophilia because of one’s personal horse fetish.

Neighbor 1: Simon is weird because he invites trick or treaters into his house

Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.

by Stolen Valor 1 August 10, 2024

Tim

Sexy, der coolste, der beste, einzigartig ,frauenheld,

Tim ist die somit geilsten Person die es gibt. Er ist liebevoll, extrem cool, übertrieben sexy und einzigartig.
Er muss geliebt werden und wer dies nicht tut macht den geößten fehler.
An alle Sexy Frauen wenn ihr glücklich seien wollt sucht euch einen Tim

by Timmydurado January 4, 2017

Tim Tam

When partaking in unprotected Anal sex, the misadventure of large amounts of fecal matter entering the Urethra of the penetrating penis.

"Yo I was hitting this bitch raw in the ass last night and she gave me a Tim Tam."

by Nonfunctional May 10, 2018

tim bates

Dragging your nuts across something in 4-low

Im Dragging my nuts across your girls face in tim bates 4-low

by SNAFU2003 January 6, 2025

tattle tale tim

See also: dry snitch, weak kneed whore, and p.o.s.

Oh tattle tale tim Telling on me for no good reason....

by rip-travis"tate"conditt June 23, 2023