thumb junky

A Facebook user desperate for the little hit of a 'like' on his post.

Dave is constantly flooding pics of his crappy car on the Facebook group page. He needs the Likes. He's such a Thumb Junky.

by Bob Sweat February 20, 2018

Thumb Cunt

A Women with a clit the size of a average size thumb

"I was banging this chick and the whole i could feel her thumb cunt pressing against me"

by ChickenChoker9000 May 8, 2018

dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018

lightning thumbs

When you type or text extremely fast, causing you to make spelling errors

Guy: Damn she has some fast thumbs!
Other guy: Yeah she's got a bad case of lightning thumbs!

by PrincessLeia April 14, 2017

Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

Thumb Fuck

To be constantly on your phone texting or messaging non-stop.

Classmate: "Has anyone talked to her about the break up?"
Me: "Na. She's been thumb fucking her phone all day and won't talk to anyone."

by MaddHatter June 27, 2016

Thumb Junkie

The user of many a thumb. Also known as a Thumb Jockey, this is used to describe someone who is not such a fan of the traditional "2 in the pink - one in the stink" method.

Haw mate she's a pure thumb junkie

by Rossyboy619yermaw June 12, 2016