A jeep thing

1. Propaganda put forth by the Jeep company to give their cars appeal. With that smarmy fucking smily face on the back.
2. Jeep things include:
(1) poor gas mileage
(2) easy rolling (for that fun, hospital feeling)
(3) general inferiority to Toyota products.

Guy: My new jeep crapped out on me the other day...
Guy 2: What? You've never even driven that thing hard! Must be a jeep thing...
Guy: Yeah. I just don't understand.

by The great definer April 16, 2005

thingle

Having a thing for dating sites

I regularly thingle with

soap ops i.e. Days of our wives, The young and the wrestles, Degenerations, Dallass Etc.etc,

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

black thing

a mysterious object in 303 that Jack wants to find but will never know what it is

Jasmin: Jack, stop trying to find my black thing!!

by FUPAJACK June 2, 2017

mr long thing

Arnold Schwarzenegger's big fat penis

The Children:whats that
Arnold:this is mr long thing your new class mascot
Arnold:go ahead and pet mr long thing
The Children:He spat at me
Arnold:I dont care keep peting him
The Children:i dont like this
Arnold:Dont make me do to you what i did to mr fluffykins
The Children:where is he
Arnold:up my ass should be out in two week....or more!
The Children:AAAAAAAAAAH
Arnold:keep going danmmit or ill break your legs
The Children:your scary
Arnold:don't mind the white stuff it mean he likes you
Johnny:taste salty
Arnold:thats it you dead
Now poor johnny is in Arnolds ass

by Dookie and J-Dog July 13, 2006

thingnumber2

To be beaten badly at the game of Shodan.

I tried, but I just couldn't win. He totally Thingnumber2'd me.

by Shodan December 11, 2004

thingamabobskie

A word used when you have temporarily forgot what something is.

When are we going to that thingamabobskie?

by Age uk September 11, 2005

Thingage

A word that can describe anything.

Guy 1: He did you see the game last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was some major thingage

by Mr. BirdChest August 18, 2013