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Old Lady Time Machine

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.
"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."
by Greg G. G July 6, 2022
mugGet the Old Lady Time Machinemug.

Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine

a canadian on the wall who continues to spout retarded propaganda even though he's been told numerous times that no one cares. refuses to go to a political board, where he would be torn to shreds.if you encounter him, do not respond to his taunts! you'll only be feeding the troll!!!!!
omg! its the Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine back on the wall again! has he no life? LETS ALL IGNORE HIM!!!!
by da trick biatch February 8, 2006
mugGet the Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machinemug.

bean machine

bean machine is a cool machine that produces fight clubs for fun
by biggav88 February 18, 2005
mugGet the bean machinemug.

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Hooking up with a rando you met on a message board and broadcasting it via Google Hangout.
Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!
by mooseshadows February 24, 2015
mugGet the Hot Tub Slime Machinemug.

Fat Chick Machine Learning

An add-on feature that removes overweight women from the feeds men who use dating apps. The program cross-references a database of more than 1 billion pictures of different women's silhouettes in real-time to remove any profiles outside of your parameters.
Person 1 - Have you downloaded that Fat Chick Machine Learning algorithm yet?
Person 2 - Ya man! 80% of my swipes are on dime pieces. My ratios are through the roof.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
mugGet the Fat Chick Machine Learningmug.

Booty nigga sex machine

a black nigger boy with a fat ass that has a huge sex drive
“My cousin is a booty nigga sex machine
by weixvason May 27, 2019
mugGet the Booty nigga sex machinemug.

Myki top-up machine

The ultimate insult to completely and utterly destroy someone in any argument.
Guy 1-"Imma beat you up"
Guy 2- "You look like a myki top-up machine"
Guy 1- *Commits suicide*
by mr myki August 12, 2018
mugGet the Myki top-up machinemug.

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