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Jesse

Jesse is a sweet person, he secretly dates girls so he won’t look gay in front of other boys who he loves/like. Jesse can be a bitch sometimes to others who get in his way. Only reason why a Jesse turned gay cause his dick was too small for the woman/girls. A Jesse is usually a Hispanic name like Jesse De La Toress
by JesseGUzMan February 21, 2020
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Jess

Jess is a mean person, he is sexist, ableist, racist and misogynistic. Never trust someone named Jess, they always end up being horrible
1. "Hey, don't be a Jess!"
2. "This person reminds me of Jess"
by Ifuckonyou March 25, 2023
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Big Jess

A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.
She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.

Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.

BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
by Oops 🤭 July 28, 2020
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Jesse

The best person alive. He is the nicest person you ever met and very sensitive, he will answer his phone right away, isn’t very smart but will always be there for you before himself
Omg Jesse is so amazing ima give him head
by Big nugga May 26, 2021
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Jess

literally the definition of cute. triggers that feeling of angry cuteness like when u see a kitten or a lil puppy and u just wanna pet it aggressively for sum reason?? thats Jess h.u
Omg that dress is so Jess‼️‼️
by ivanisdabest February 3, 2022
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Jess Zawadzki

Jess Zawadzki is a bitch
by Rjehgkwkf September 5, 2020
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Jesse

Jesse not the smartest of the group nor the hottest, but Jesse is a very friendly guy.
Come on, do Jesse man
by PrivateJet ;) November 23, 2021
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