Da Grand-Canyon-area Native American tribe dat offers you steaming bowls of meat-and-veggies-in-broth comestible whenever you show up in their village.
My Amish friends remind me of da Haveasoupy Indians in dat they are always very gracious and generous in their hospitality, inviting me to join them for dinner whenever I go to visit.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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Being smilingly fed sumptuous pastries by da Haveapie Indians can indeed be an expected pleasure if you treat them with kindness and respect in return; if you're rude to them, however, they might likely send you packin' wif a decidedly DIFFERENT kind of "have a pie!" gesture, as in, messily lobbing said squishy/gooey sweet-'n'-starchy dish in yer face and/or against your fleeing butt to express their indignant disdain for your uppity mannerisms!
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Definition(s):
GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING
as Noun:
(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.
as GangsTalk:
(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.
as Legal:
To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 - ANCHORING
||Subterfuge Required||
1. Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.
2. Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.
(Indirect Communication Comprehended by T.I.)
3. Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Indian Takin Attack Plan™
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Definition(s):
GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING
as Noun:
(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.
as GangsTalk:
(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.
as Legal:
To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 - ANCHORING
||Subterfuge Required||
1. Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.
2. Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.
(Indirect Communication Comprehended by T.I.)
3. Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Indian Takin Attack Plan™
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"Yo, I took that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."
Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then, walk?"
Dude 1:
"I Indian Takin it back and put it in the bathtub."
Dude 2: "He's gonna trip bro. Wish I could be a fly and that wall. Lol"
Dude 3: *chuckles* "That fly is a "WiFi/Bluetooth/Lowjack/Mic/HiFi/Directional Speaker/Projection Light/HD Lens" drone and I can see him right now. He's outta the tub now, (clears throat), .. in a 'Hot Towel Wrap' and Truman is singing into the blowdryer… to the scooters whatnot."
"Yo, I took that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."
Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then, walk?"
Dude 1:
"I Indian Takin it back and put it in the bathtub."
Dude 2: "He's gonna trip bro. Wish I could be a fly and that wall. Lol"
Dude 3: *chuckles* "That fly is a "WiFi/Bluetooth/Lowjack/Mic/HiFi/Directional Speaker/Projection Light/HD Lens" drone and I can see him right now. He's outta the tub now, (clears throat), .. in a 'Hot Towel Wrap' and Truman is singing into the blowdryer… to the scooters whatnot."
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