Dolly the Cat

A retarded 9 year old on the internet who completely ruins fandoms and your will to live. She cannot spell. she spells like this: Hiilo um a rtrdad 9 yar ol . She also has a extreme fetish for diapers, shit and urine. Stay away from this user at all costs. She also tries to kill people who dont like her on the internet.

Adam: Dolly the Cat sucks!
Everyone: I know right?

by TheNamesNebula June 19, 2019

Cat Turtle

The mythical Cat Turtle is a cat in a hat. It can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. It has been kept secret from us because of the government. They are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. Truth be told the Cat Turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. He took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.

Hobo Joe- OMG it's da Magical Cat Turtle!

Tyler- I like SLOTHS!

by Nugget Overlord October 31, 2016

cat jesus

Cat jesus is a god with the sexiest legs ever and visits earth in the form of a slab

Wow that slab is very cat jesus

by Oh yeah yeah Zorrorz is great March 9, 2019

smash cat

when you heve aggressive sex with a girl.

dude i got hammered drunk last night and played smash cat with lauren.

by ken magnum September 18, 2009

cat magic

That “spell” that only cats cast to make you pamper and love them.

Because of her cat magic, I’d give Miss Kitty anything she wants!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

cat's fanny

A term used to describe something much better than the Dogs Bollocks

Boy, that curry was the cat's fanny!

by paul bodycount September 24, 2005

Cat Nuts

a rare disease where your balls grow whiskers and crave tuna

I have cat nuts

by Health 2 May 17, 2009