thanksgiving

A day that epitomizes how wonderful it is to be a gluttonous, fat, lazy American. A day to sit on stolen land eating food we may have never discovered and watch a sport that was copied from the very shores our ancestors so readily fled. Also conveniently situated on a Thursday, meaning most people end up with a 4-day weekend.

The origin of the word Thanksgiving:
"THANKS for the gardening tips, Chief. We'll be GIVING you some blankets as soon as we get the ships unloaded."

by Sean Solo December 19, 2007

thanksgiving

a day that celebrates heling each other in times of need. also about killing native americans, but lets not think about that part.

white guy: happy thanksgiving!
native american:i gave you corn, you killed my people...

by supercoolawsomefantasticguy December 23, 2007

Wank the Tank

To masturbate; bust a nut. Energize one selfs penis for sexual pleasure.

Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.

Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.

Alex: Hey guys you want to go to the party tonight and Frank's house?

Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet

Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.

Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.

by The Voluptuous Lion October 30, 2011

I'm thankful for cock.

One of the two most shocking things you can say on thinksgiving at the thinksgiving dinner. especily if your a guy.

Dad: so wat are you thinkful for son.
Son: I'm thankful for cock.
Dad: Oh my God!

by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

thanksgiving

super genocide of turkeys

it's thanksgiving, won't anyone think of the turkeys??!!

by mAgik bUs December 28, 2005

tank girl

an attractive punk rocker who has a comic book named for her.

"tank girl is hot"

by cathie August 25, 2003

Thanksgiving

A four day “shock and awe” (q.v.) ritual of masochistic excess designed to torture Americans into some form of familial cohesion, usually imaginary. Undertaken as unconscious penance for what they done to the Indians.

Oh God! We have to go to my parents' house for Thanksgiving! Honey, where'd you put the waterboard?

by Spamarella November 28, 2010