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Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.
Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.
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guy typing on a 1990s computer

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go do your homework, seriously.
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Type Shiii

A foundational phrase used to react to three specific things (hence the three I’s and no T).

1. Reacting in favor of a statement

2. Reacting against a statement

3. Reacting in the only way you see fit because you just heard by far the most irrational statements known to man and there’s no other way to react
I could care less if he gets arrested even though he takes of my child

“Type shiii”
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wicked type soul

the type of person who can be described in multiple horrible ways. A wicked type soul would be someone to be either unpredictable, an asshole, someone who surrounds themselves with the wrong people, etc.
Bro I: KJ just tends to surround himself with the wrong people
Bro II: Yeah, he's kinda like a wicked type soul, you know?
Bro I: What the actual fuck are you talking about
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Generic Love Types

Generic Love Types:

Generic Love Types refer to some of the basic different types of love that the ancient Greek philosophers had coined. The special thing is that each type of love has a specific purpose (which is to develop a specific trait).

Here are the main examples:

1) Storge Love: Is found within Cognatic Bonds, to develop *Kinship* among family members.

2) Philias Love: Is found within Fraternal Bonds, to develop *Masculinity* among men. Likewise, Philias Love can be found within Sororal Bonds, to develop *Femininity* among women. Philias love is generally a platonic, non-sexual love (similar to Storge Love).

3) Eros Love: Is found within Connubial Ties, to develop *Intimacy* among a husband and wife.
We learned about Generic Love Types in social studies class.
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Types of Atheists

There are several; see below.
Types of atheists include:

- The "No Proof" Atheist - The most basic type of atheist. They believe there is no way to decisively prove that there is a God. By far the easiest one to talk to and have an intelligent discussion with.

- The "Bible is Horrible" Atheist - Uses the argument that the Bible has some content that's very uncomfortable to read. This is generally considered to be the weakest argument, because many verified events throughout history are pretty awful. History is not supposed to make you happy.

- The "Religious Trauma" Atheist - A person who identifies with atheists due to horrible experiences with religious people, extremists, bigots etc.

- The "World is Horrible" Atheist - Believes that because so many atrocities occur with no problem, that many evil people live long lives and get away with it all while good people die horrible deaths at a young age, etc. there must be no God.

- The "Leave Me Alone" Atheist - Angry about religious people who try to shove their views down everyone's throats. Usually related to Religious Trauma Atheist. Generally considered the most acceptable reason to be an atheist (besides "No Proof".)

- The "Absolutely Insufferable" Atheist - All of the above, and quite literally allergic to religious people, these atheists go out of their way to tear religion down at every opportunity. Most likely a Religious Trauma Atheist taken to pretty nasty extremes. Or just a dickhead. Commonly found on the Internet, especially Reddit.
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type beat

means to agree with your peers
Friend1: yo I want some chick-fil-a

Friend 2: type beat
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