A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.
Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."
Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."
Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."
by crnbrdfed2012 November 3, 2011
Get the Toilet Paper Canoemug. The act of committing unspeakable atrocities on or about the nearest toilet available, usually as a result of eating questionable food or experiencing traumatic life events. Toxic fumes and shit stained bowls are the easiest ways to identify TBT.
"I knew stopping by that Hot Dog vendor last night wasn't a great idea, but I never thought I'd be spending my Sunday engaging in Toilet Bowl Terrorism because of it."
"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now I can't stop shitting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. Consuela is going to be pissed when she sees the Toilet Bowl Terrorism she's going to be cleaning up this week."
"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now I can't stop shitting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. Consuela is going to be pissed when she sees the Toilet Bowl Terrorism she's going to be cleaning up this week."
by Chad Danger September 5, 2013
Get the Toilet Bowl Terrorismmug. A crapper (specifically a public bathroom) that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell-tale signs of a Crack Whore include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid Crack Whores at all costs...unless it is the absolute last option in an emergency situation.
by Annie Bannannie June 16, 2011
Get the Crack Whore (Toilet)mug. The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.
by AE1990 November 14, 2011
Get the Tactical Toilet Papermug. by standard american toilet November 2, 2017
Get the standard american toiletmug. by Pic0o April 7, 2004
Get the ass like a toiletmug. Being cognizant to the possibility that there may be something left on the toilet seat after doing your business in the bathroom.
Vicki: There were some really gross curly hairs on the back of the toilet seat.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.
by dviv November 12, 2011
Get the toilet seat awarenessmug.