Muff

A comical saying, commonly used as an ending to an insult, includes the forms of muffing, muffed, muffs or muff-dick. It can be used as an expression of disappointment or disgust usually after a ugly bricked shot in a game of 4 on 4 Lifetime basketball or in the situation of guy getting rejected by the hot girl next door, who is also a slut. In noun form, calling somebody a Muff is basically like saying, wow you're an extremely lame asshole with no game of any sort. This phrase is used by teenagers throughout Minnesota and can surprisingly indicate joy or laughter when said in a easy-going predicament.

EXAMPLE #1
Joe to Dave - "Hey nice shot asshole! *Fart noise* MUFFFFFFFFFFFF!"

Dave to Joe - "Oh fuck you dude."

EXAMPLE #2
Jake - "Bro did you end up getting your ding dong rubbed by that slew next door?"
Armin - "Nah man, I thought I had her on lockdown but her dad was home."
Jake- "Hahahahaha muffffffffffffffffffffffffff"

EXAMPLE #3
Reggie - "Did you hear about the new shake-weight? It looks like somebody's masturbating when they use it."
Damian - "Oh no way hahaha, that's only something a muff would use."
Reggie - "Shit, these damn muffs are taking over the world nowadays!"

by Pizza guy 101 September 1, 2013

neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.

Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.

by Jwortylko May 24, 2021

Muff

When something becomes bad all of a sudden

This day got so muff

by Jauntz_- December 8, 2020

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

John: Hey man what's a Muff Cabbage?
Tom: A what?
Guido: Yo man! it's a Jersey thing!
John and Tom:What's does it mean?
Guido: It's a jersey thing
John and Tom: -____-

by dyck-ryder October 17, 2010

MUFF

Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.

Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.

by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019

Kufi Muff

1.) An insulated flannel thong a male or female would wear at a party to deep their gents warm.

Chino had the right idea wearing his kufi muff on a cold night life this.

by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 December 2, 2021

muff cabbage

A derogatory term for having a fat belly or a lot of fat on your stomach that goes overy you waist

Dam Jame's muff cabbage makes all the ladies go crazy.

by Rohelio May 24, 2017