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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
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Bat

A nickname for a bottle of Bacardi, relating to the picture of a bat, the animal, on Bacardi’s logo.
Hey, come sip some of this bat with me.”
by Rad Raddish December 9, 2018
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One bat

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.
in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.
by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 30, 2010
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Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit
"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."
by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021
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Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, Birmingham, manchester etc)
After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.
by Abubaca May 14, 2024
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Bat Wings

Large labia minora resembling a bat’s wings.
Her bat wings flapped so hard when she queefed I thought she was going to fly up the chimney.
by thecrewben September 21, 2019
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bunnies and bats

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