Dead me

To cut someone off.

Chonga: He tried to dead me bro!
Me: what an ass!

by Beverlyhillbabexoxo January 22, 2018

dead sheep

V. The act of shearing someone's pubic hair while he/she is intoxicated or passed out.

Tony was so intoxicated last night, I dead sheeped his 31 years of man growth.

by AMacAttack September 14, 2013

dead weight

The weight at which you can no longer live with yourself weighing so much.

300lbs is my dead weight. I will eat a shell if I ever see that number on the scale.

by Jaried P Rise January 02, 2019

Dead Charlie

The creative art of masturbating without the feeling in your arm or hand. The extremity has "fallen alseep" due to poor circulation in the arm. Ultimately the sensation is that of another person, since you cannot feel your own hand performing the act.

Bill decided to perform a Dead Charlie after his hand feel asleep and was overwhelmed with the false sensation of another person jacking him off.

by BillGu February 22, 2009

dead ass

dead ass is a word to use when you are confirming something someone else said.

person 1"hey i'm going to the bar later"

person 2 "Dead ass?"

by dankmemestar420 December 16, 2018

DEAD ASS

When somebody says DEAD ASS it means ther e serious and not fucking around

Person one: I'm fucking sad dood
Person two: I'll make you happy
Person one: how
Person two: HEHE HOOHOO
Person one: Gay ass bitch
Person two: FUCK YOU SAY
Person one: I SAID GAY ASS FUCKIN BITCH
Person two: DEAD ASS IM FUCKING SERIOUS FIGHT ME RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
Person one: *throws punches*
Person two: *dodges* FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE
Person one: IM FUCKIN SUPERMAN *rips open shirt to reveal superman suit*
Person two: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKIN JESUS HELP ME NOW
Person one: *gets pushed back by wind* THE FUCK
Person two: HOLY SHIT I GOT POWERS
Person three: no you dont
Person one and two: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Person three: I'm super WOMEN
Too be continued..

by Pussy ass bitch < Big dick boy February 10, 2020

dead meme

a really crusty unlikeable meme

person: ay man did you see this pepe meme?
me: ew no man that's a dead meme

by ferroot69 October 28, 2017