tarsh

when you have a flatulatory experience.

"I just tarshed, my apologies," said the granny.

by nicedefs.com November 11, 2017

opposing teams

referring to the base you are in your relationship. some people are on first base, or third or whatever. some are still in the duggout warming the benches. then there are the "wannabe" relationships that are so far off they are on opposing teams

Jim: I think Cindy and I are moving to second base.
Shannon: What? I talked to Cindy. Your relationship is so far off you are on opposing teams.

by DarbyLou December 22, 2008

Tearbending

Waterbending but through your eyes

"My heart is so full of hope that I'm tearbending!"
-Katara actress

by Wilted Roses June 18, 2020

tear jerker

n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant

man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."

by panthaman77 May 4, 2011

The Tear Jerker

When a man is receiving fellatio from a woman, he extricates his penis from her mouth and sticks his erection in her eye, thrusting back and forth vigorously. Such action produces tears in the female which remain on the tip of the penis. The penis is then reintroduced into the female mouth forcing her to taste her own tears.

Jon gave Michelle the tear jerker last night and now she is wearing an eye patch and has a salty taste in her mouth.

by Nate Edwards January 1, 2009

Tear a new asshole

To be extremely annoying to someone; to mistreat somebody to an extreme.

My boss is extremely demanding, he tear a new asshole to all his employees daily!

by Turro June 7, 2009

tear ducks

The correct spelling of the holes in your face that make tears.

Hannah, you produce tears in your tear ducks.

by I Am Correct. January 23, 2011