Bob Semple Tank

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus

Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012

Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.

Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!

by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021

Tank

A grave digger. A nicca who cares about people. Don’t cheat. Love hot wings. Never break sumbody heart. A funny person. A quite but ready for anything person. Tank is just a good person.

Tank love his family.

by Johnotan November 23, 2021

tank

an armored fighting vehicle armed with a canon and traveling on metal/rubber tracks/treads

My car got ran over by a tank

by pyro m. November 6, 2020

tanked

To pipe someone down.

To bang(smash)

Yo I tanked her so hard last night bro !!!

by M.J.B June 12, 2017

Rebellious Tank

A "Rebellious Tank" is some one who is not scared at anything and there really good at something

Man did you see that guy play? He's a "Rebellious Tank".

by Black Hawk May 15, 2006