tank man

tankman also known as the Unknown Protester or Unknown Rebel in Tiananmen Square that stops tanks and gets on the tank and trys to get in idk i ant a nerd and here is an example l

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oh hell tank man got blown in the back of his head shoot.

by cool man jk 2021 November 7, 2021

tank man

the guy in the tiananmen square protests on 1989 june 4th that stood in front of more than 20 tanks

guy 1:hey do you know tank man?
guy 2:yeah hes from newgrounds
guy 1:fuck you hes from the tiananmen square massacre

guy 2:whats that?also was that your social credit dropping

by Japanese Symbol for Beginner November 8, 2021

Tanking

The art of (Especially in a video game) doing nothing to counter (I.E. dodging, parrying, ETC. (Typically an effect like a buff that raises defence would not fall under this category)) a damaging blow, (Typically a heavy attack or flurry of attacks) typically without dying.

Player: "Geez he really tanked a sniper rifle shot? He should be dead. God damnitt I hate ping so much get gud internet bro"
Nerd: "Tanking is possible with the perk e-"
The player's IRL gun: "bang"

by damnboihethic69 November 15, 2021

Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Think Tank

You get tanked(drunk), preferably with others for discourse, and then you think.

Often associated with the ballmer peak.

Origin: James Cook University, Queensland, Wayde Gardiner

The think tank last night was very productive, we finished our programming assignment.

by nexair_fantastica September 27, 2021

Tank anxiety

term used to describe the anxiety and fear felt when playing a tank class in an mmo, e.g. final fantasy xiv or world of Warcraft

friend: "come on we need you to tank"
you: "i cant bro i've got tank anxiety"

by isuckatgames October 2, 2021