Gum sweaters

When you haven't flossed for a few days, leaving a fuzzy feeling on your gums.

"Ah man, my gums feel fuzzy."
"Oh, you have gum sweaters."

by thecrazymonkey June 4, 2009

i can't sweat that

"that" is not important enough for me to get upset about it

"that" is not a high enough priority to do something about it

"These are not the napkins I wanted. Go to the store and get the ones I wanted."

"I can't sweat that. They'll be here soon and I need to start barbecuing."

by L Davidson April 26, 2006

ball sweat

Simon Aiken

Simon says: he likes to smell his balls and he likes to drink his ball sweat

by Mike Hunt April 30, 2003

sweat cheeks

a retards version of sweetcheeks!

"Love your bits, sweat cheeks!"

by LC August 25, 2003

sweat-pancakes

Sometimes when you are mad or angry, you yell "sweat-pancakes!". Sweat-pancakes is actually sweet-pancakes misspelled on a restaurant in Macedonia.

-Sweat-pancakes! Pikachu died!

by Bashkim/Drilon September 8, 2006

Sweater Kid

A sextastic fiend of incredulous proportions! See also: Sex Machine.

Guy 1: I have wet dreams of Sweater Kid...
Guy 2: ...SO DOES GOD O_O

by Thedeadhead04 May 16, 2008

turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

by peter palmer February 11, 2006