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De-Stone

This is the time after you smoke a joint to enjoy your buzz before you have to get up and perform some task, like, doing the dishes, taking out the garbage, taking a shower, just about anything but sit and enjoy the buzz.
Tom said "Suzy, it's time for the dog to go out." Suzy replied," I'll do it after I de-stone for awhile."
by The Prince of Smoke November 16, 2010
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Stoner vibe

The ability to sense other pot heads in the area and evaluate the amount of marijuana they smoke each day.
Kyra: "Look at that dude! He's soo ripped!"
Andrea: "Wow bro, you've got that dank 'stoner vibe'!"
by Sam Binder September 21, 2009
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Stonehill College

Stonehill High is located in Easton MA, where you are unable to find one off campus house or party or bar, where cops have not already infiltrated the premises the second before you arrived. The male species on this campus would rather marinate in a sausage fest on the weekend than invite girls over. If they do in fact invite the girls over, you may find yourself naked in his bed the following morning. DON'T BE ALARMED, every single person on this campus and their mother already knows. Now this may seem bad for the girl but the boy is now off limits to the rest of the female population because every girl is somehow connected to the next. Aside from hooking up, stonehill students get as drunk as possible to forget that they are in a 12x12 room with 100 freshman grinding and sweating off the layers of make up that they put on 4 hours ago when they got ready to wait around and "find out whats going on." The academics here at stonehill are based on cheating and resubmitting your friends papers who have already taken the class. If you are failing a class, go cry to your professor and they will come up with 10 new extra credit options and you will wind up with an A. Don't forget, you can't skip classes because attendance is 50% of your grade and there are only 15 other kids in your class, you will receive an email from your professor asking if you're okay. If this doesn't tickle your pickle, Stonehill High also holds 3 dances in the gymnasium along side a pep rally.
"Should I apply to stonehill college?"
"If you didn't attend a public high school, yes"
by BeatBoxluver3000 November 5, 2018
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Stone Hill Middle School

Stone Hill Middle School is located in Ashburn Virginia also known as “CASHburn”, where if your house cost less than $500,000 then it’s considered “ghetto”. This school is full of curry munching try hard cunts. The students here normally cry there faces off when receiving below a 97 on a math test. It’s a hard life to be a while kid at stone hill because you must get all A’s and B’s or or considered slow. Let’s not forget stone hills famous line “OFF AND AWAY” were if you have your phone out it gets taken away by the school for three whole weeks!!! Also, our nutty eighth grade civics teacher and previous stripper hold a nice place in stone hills staff.
Ben: “you go to Stone Hill Middle School?”

Mark: “more like stone hell”
by AvocadoTANKS!! January 27, 2019
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stone over

When you smoke so much weed or some amazing weed and you wake up the next morning your still high.
Yah man, after that fat sack last night I woke up this mornin with a stone over.
by G dubs May 17, 2006
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stoner porn

Montages of nice nugs of cannabis.
pictures of marijuana plants that look like stoner candy
nug mag and high times magazine are the old school stoner porn but now its all on the internet.
by zachwarhawk December 7, 2010
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stoner philosophy

Stoner Philosophy is a name given to any way of thinking or worldview/lifeview that is developed over time by an individual who smokes cannabis.

Not to be confused with 'Stoner Logic', which contains a much more comical slant. For example, a stoner might want cheese on toast, and so decides it would be a good idea to turn the toaster on the side and put both the cheese and the toast in at the same time.
Dude A: 'Dude, isn't it amazing, how everyone and everything is connected, and nothing really matters, and in the end everything just returns to the start and the whole cycle starts again, you know?'

Dude B: 'Nice stoner philosophy dude.'
by anotherstoner April 19, 2014
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