Steven Universe

The world's most elaborate 'Your mom' joke

Person 1: Have you seen Steven Universe?
Person 2: Yeah I just got up to the episode about his mom
Person 1: You're gonna have to be more specific

by Porky Fish October 4, 2023

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Steven Sanders

A man who knows what he wants. What he wants is a pile of steamy hot cum from 8 different guys to slide down his throat and fill his trucker belly. He likes to get ass blasted while on the road from lot lizards as well.

That guy Steven Sanders sure is into men!

by ...damn... August 8, 2022

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Steven Riley

A person who loves sports and is really rude towards others but can be really nice when he what’s too

Steven Riley is being a dick today

by Ava móre October 8, 2020

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sarai stevens

Highly Attractive and Sexually Intriguing Individual. An "Ultimate Sex Goddess". Also has good taste in music and a wonderful sense of humour. A Sarai Stevens is always right in an argument and is very compatible with others as long as they are red headed.

"wow sarai stevens is sooo hawt"
"Wow i really underestimated that sarai stevens"

by banana head12345 December 3, 2013

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Steady Steven

The Steven that’s always steady at things doing school before lunchtime..

Hey Steady Steven, would you mind handing me the sodium hydroxide for our beaker?, Steady Steven, will you gently activate the projector for the state capital presentation point sheet??, Steady Steven dance with us to this new PinkPatheress song! Steady Steven, would you be interested in joining 2 clubs for club rush at LCC this year! Remember that new kid from Junior year?, Yeah he’s nice and it’s Steady Steven he transferred to our school on March 4th 2022… he’s been here for two years now… thrillingly to ask some nice and random questions to him about the nice things!

by DJPANDADUDE_big excision fan_4 August 5, 2023

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Steven Connelly

Whipped beyond all measure.

Dude 1: Bruh are you coming to my party this Friday
Dude 2: Nah man I'm going to see Fifty Shades of Whipped with my girl

Dude 1: Wow bro you're such a Steven Connelly

by xxx_alpacca_wrangler_xxx July 27, 2016

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