Spiderman Ass

The act of laying on the back on a flat surface preferably the ground so that the anal region is pointing toward the target human. The human in which is committing the act will then roll his or her undergarments cinematically upward slowly to at last reveal their entire anal region to the target in the same fashion spiderman rolls down his mask in the Spiderman kissing scene with MJ. (prefered to be done with spiderman boxers)

I proudly presented my spiderman ass to mary jane as she stared shockingly into my hairy brown eye.

by Peter Russo July 3, 2007

Spider Pubes

fucking long pubes that are always spread out and uncontrolable

That Vegan girl had spider pubes, it turned me off

by Neb Yenoc December 23, 2008

Spiderfan

The act of masturbating whilst hanging upside down opposite a powerful fan with a spiderman mask only half on ones face. One then ejaculates into ones hand and slings it into the fan like the famous webslinger. The fan then it blows the jizm back onto oneself - preferably in the chest.

hey man i was bored last night so I totally Spiderfanned myself FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

I heard that Brad gave himself the old Spiderfan last night. That's probably why his shirt is sticking to his chest.

by Virender Shewag December 15, 2011

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.

After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning April 12, 2016

PRICKLY SPIDER

A womans formation of pubic hair that is exceptionally long and unkept. Hence it may grow to the point of being curled and 'pushed', or spread outwards, by the lasses underwear. This will eventually resemble a large hairy huntsman climbing up from her 'womans valley'.

"Going down on her was like licking a prickly spider!"
or
"When she dropped her panties, I hit her in the groin with my shoe to kill the prickly

spider!"

by Fast Daddy May 24, 2009

to "Spiderman" it

verb. (also "spidermanning" and "spidermanned")
to "spiderman" something, such as a slide door or slide window is to place your hand on said object, and using your friction, pull the door across.

"I cant open this slide window from the outside!"
"you need to "Spiderman" it!"
Thanks dude!

to "Spiderman" it

by Rozzary May 27, 2010

The Spider

The act of keeping your dick hard (accomplished by cupping your hand over the head and massaging your shaft with your fingers, thus resembling a spider) while masterbating in a public restroom when someone walks in until they leave.

I had to use the spider because the bathroom was busy as fuck.

by x Chewy x September 4, 2018