spider

a creature from the depths of hell that shan't be trifled with. It is a reincarnation of satan himself with 8 legs and 8 eyes. He can smell your fear, he can smell your soul. If one comes into contact with said beast. Respond by running away and setting the area around it on fire.

"Ahhh! a spider what a horrible beast!" *sets house on fire*

by ynaffit sedohr December 18, 2014

Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.

I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

spide

to crawl around with eight legs

oh shit i saw a spider spiding on my wall

spide

by FlashlightMemelord February 10, 2018

SpiderDick

SpiderDick (Noun) - An STD Where Human Semen Becomes Extra Stringy And Men Ejaculate Uncontrollably

Hutch: Man I Think Mew Has SpiderDick.
M8: He Shoulda Worn A Condom

by WwOoRrDdSs October 7, 2018

Spider Queen

Billie Eilish

She is such a spider queen.

by Billie Eilish Fan January 29, 2019

Translucent spider

Paint your penis multiple colours and jizz on a wall

Ah lad the translucent spider is some craic

by The viper higgins January 13, 2020

spiderman

as a man climaxes while haveing anal sex, he cums in his hand while simultaneously spitting on the chicks back. As she turns around he takes his hand and flings his load in the upset females face. Mimicing a web.

Its like that rap song...we dont superman no more, we just spiderman dat hoe! lol

by big matt April 29, 2008