Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.

I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.

by hjjcnk September 13, 2021

Spaghettification

Unconsciously adopting the mannerisms of your Italian significant other.

"I got into an argument with a guy in line and did the "pinched fingers" thing."

"Ah, the spaghettification has begun!"

by Ollygasm September 24, 2021

spaghettaboutit

when you eat the spaghetti to forget your regretti.

when you try to forget your demons but you're italian.

"you look down Omar."

"yeah, sorry, i just lost a grand on the ponies."

"ah, i see where your problem is. hey waiter!"

Clementine proceeds to order a large chicken parmigiano, and hands Omar a fork.

"just spaghettaboutit bud."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

Spaghetti

A large man from the country of Sudan

Oh my, who forgot to invite Spaghetti to our annual basic hoe party?

by theperson whoknowswhatyoudid October 1, 2021

Spaghetti

The weird uncle who always invites himself to family reunions.

Hey, who the diggity dang invited Spaghetti? Huh? WHO COMMITTED THIS FEDERAL OFFENSE?

by theperson whoknowswhatyoudid October 1, 2021

Spaghetti Knees

When your legs give out. Usually caused by an extremely attractive person passing by.

"Yo when she walked by it about gave me Spaghetti Knees."

by GorillaKnees October 8, 2021

spaghetti pants

When you are out of underwear and you have to be creative so you take spaghetti and turn them into underwear

Out of underwear, damn… I know I’ll make spaghetti pants

by Mrpenguin662 October 10, 2021