SparkLife

A site where you can write about anything random out of all randomness.

She wrote about the raisins in her salad on SparkLife.

by popopopopopopopopopopop0 June 9, 2011

spare dick

To feel stupid for doing something that is, in all honesty, stupid.

"I felt like a right spare dick when I dropped a tennar in the park bin and had to hoke around to get it out."
"Yes you did indeed look like a twat"

by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

jack sparrow

The worst Pirate you've ever heard of ....but at least you've heard of him.

"Human hair. From me back."

by Cunien September 27, 2003

Sparrow

adj. being able to dance with style and an edge but not lose strength and power; ability to dance fiercly and manly at the same time, usually to music by or like Sam Sparrow.

Girl #1 "Anthony and Ronnie were really sparrow in that jazz combo yesterday."

Girl #2 "Yeah. They had style and attack but still danced like guys."

by SparrowDancer2 April 12, 2009

sparta

This town is a place where parents are blind and kids are fake. This town is more fictional than Hollywood. Hell, our town motto should be "Even our lake is fake."-cuz it was built and paid for with money-just like all the "friendships" here. Rich kids cant get in trouble here-Cuz the rich parents will have the ass of anyone who yells at their baby. The town votes to get rid of the basketball coarts so the jocks can have ANOTHER football field. And the town cant even vote to build a new school that has working heat and A.C. And it doesnt matter if u live in a shack on .4 acres of land-ur gonna pay as much taxes as a millionare on Lake Mohawk would. If ur not rich-u get used-if u havent been used yet-they havent noticed u yet

FRIDAY NIGHT IN SPARTA
-Hey mommy-can i go over to tom's?
-Sure baby.
TWO HOURS LATER...and two fights and two packs of bud and two grams later
-Dude-i dont look too wasted do i?
-Wuh...whats ur name dude???

by uwouldntevenknowmyname May 16, 2006

sparkle cigarette

A cigarette that, when smoked, bright sparks fly from the end. It is made by using a lighter in very brief bursts to ever so slightly melt the cellophane on the cigarette box or pack. The cigarette is then immediately rolled on the cellophane to coat it with the plastic. If you can see the plastic melting, you've done too much.

Check this out. It's called a sparkle cigarette. See the sparks coming from the end?

by A. Freak October 20, 2005

spark plug

Another name for a man's testes.

I was hoping to get lucky today, but my spark plugs are misfiring.

by jammyman December 31, 2009