oh no second

The exact moment where you realize what a big mistake you have made.

*thows grenade at wall by accident; rolls back to your feet. Oh no second incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...OH NOES!

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

Scone

To call somebody a scone. imply that they are forever alone or socially abrupt. someone who is very awkward. someone who is left out of something, one who is last

In gym the teacher tells everyone to find a partner. everyone picks but one guy is left. So they called him a scone.

by Memeguy May 19, 2013

Secondhand incest

when one hooks up with a person, then, at a later time, hooks up with a relative of said person

Dude, how could you make out with your ex's twin? That's secondhand incest!

by patpat lacisté December 18, 2005

Second-hand fuck

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.

"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"

by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

Emily carr secondary school

A school full of fucking retards, rich bitches, sluts, and gay niggas who think they're tough shit.

Guy 1: Nigga lets go to Emily carr secondary school
guy 2: Nah nigga Im out here tryna die b deadass

by Gaynigga123 September 25, 2017

Second Life

A very, VERY addicting online game created by Linden Labs. its just basically real life, but you fly, build items, and pretty much do anything imaginable.

Shawn: hey man, wanna go outside and skateboard?

Me: na, im already doing that in Second life.

by Jonny Shadow October 3, 2008

scone

1. A small cake originating in Scotland
2. Derived from the Scottish Gaelic word "Sgonn" meaning a "block" or more precisely "Sgonn arain" meaning a block of bread. Due to this, the correct pronunciation is "Skon". The earliest record of a scone dates back to the early 16th century in Scotland.
3. Commonly served with clotted cream, strawberry jam and a cup of tea. More commonly known as a "cream tea".
4. There are derivatives of the word "scone" in Scots language where the word is also pronounced "skon".
5. Can also be known as a biscuit in American English.

Scones are delicious.

by Siamese November 17, 2006