Smoke Screen

As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!

"she was being really annoying, so I smoke screened her"

by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

Holy Smoke

A sex position involving a guy or girl taking a big puff of weed, going down on their partner and eating them out for a good minute (whole holding in the smoke) before finally releasing the smoke into their partner. Note: The one receiving the oral sex must be a girl.

John: How was last night with Jenny, Tom?
Tom: It was amazing. She told me to eat her out, but I gave her a Holy Smoke also.

by ContentDevil November 20, 2011

smoking snail

a snail that smokes

"Yo smoking snail!"

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Brown Smoke

The act of blowing any kind of smoke to the anus of another human-being and then having them fart it into your mouth.

Friend 1 : You want want that brown smoke?

Friend 2 : I'd love some brown smoke!

by iDrinkBeer November 09, 2020

Smoking Piss

Smoking Something Very Dodgey

Sam - "Did you see Mya Smoking Piss?"
Max - "Nah G"

by newpoint November 18, 2020

smoke the helmet

The art of sucking ones meat pipe until sweet release...

A bitch can't be trusted if she doesn't smoke the helmet

by D hops February 27, 2017

smoking straw

A tube of a pen commonly used for smoking heroin or fentanyl

wow, i can get a huge hit with this new smoking straw!

by dopey jones August 31, 2008