Ham Slices

Derived from the phrase, "pepperoni slices" that people used to describe big nipples on a chick. But when u suspect they are even bigger then pepperonis, use Ham Slices instead.

*stares at girl with huge knockers* "dude, she probably has Ham Slices

by thunderslices October 30, 2010

Home Slice

Friend or buddy

Kurk is my home slice.

by Definitelytevs October 4, 2015

smick

an individual of irish and latin descent. most probably a catholic, with a larger predisposition than most for keeping down alcohol and kicking ass, or these combined. also prone to discrimination and has powerful ancestors that could include vikings, mayans, celts, or azteks.

"so how are the smicks, paco?"
"well, breandan's gone to jail, and I'm about to pick up rosa at Alcoholics Anonymous!"

by saoirse'94 December 24, 2007

Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile

by Miles Labia December 15, 2003

1/4 Smile

When a person says something that quite doesn't deserve a laugh, you can give them a 1/4 smile, or maybe even a 1/2 smile.

His name is Will.i.am not William. You wouldn't call FLO-Rida Florida now would you.

1/4 smile. (Did you see how I used it)

by Felipe M January 17, 2009

A slice of grandma's birthday cake

pot.

"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"

"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"

Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot

by jasperburger June 4, 2009

Razor Smile

Often times rude, sinister, and funny at times. Please don't steal my name, unless you have it tattoo'd on your arms like I do. Copyright: 1999.

Beth Simmons is the coolest person Razor Smile has ever known.

by Razor Smile July 17, 2009