Slippery Bum

Someone who is slippery, smooth, and can slip through your fingers quickly. Good in any situation.

We're trying to turn Black Barrier into a slippery bum so he doesn't die. -Nicor

by Syphonics October 7, 2008

slippery cactus

A slang word for defining a juicy excited vag that lacks a razor blade for approximately 5 to 10 days, after that you have bush my friends. This is commonly found amongst the dirty gypsy girls nestled in the surrounding hills of the greater Lake Tahoe basin,

Lets go to Past times and see if we can find some slippery cactus.

by bignblack December 4, 2010

Slippery Uncle

When a random nearby object is lubed up and shoved up the anus.

1: Did you hear about johnny?
2: Nah, what about johnny?
1: He was at jens house and jens big brother gave him a slippery uncle!!
2: Ahhh No way!!! do you know what was used?
1: hmm... since theyre remodeling there house it was either a 2x4 or a piece of tile.... maybe a drill... im not sure.

by Ink Slinger December 2, 2011

Skipper

An unruly dictator. Enjoys torturing young children while bathing their feet. Also enjoys to be petted. Insensately talks to herself. Can be lured in my cupcakes, donuts, and diet coke. Be careful around a skipper. If approached by one, fall down and play dead until she becomes confused and goes to eat a donut.

*skipper talking to herself*
"Oh my god.. Stop talking.."

by Look@thebooty December 1, 2014

Slipper

A slipper is a mixture of a slut,and a stripper.

Mom stop dressing like a slipper!

by Laurenpopnotaggle September 4, 2016

Slipper

A perfectly tapered stool that quickly and cleanly exits the sphincter leaving little to no residue.

Antonym: Sticker

Scott dropped a slipper and was back on the road in record time.

by Bidet Mate July 27, 2016

Bush snippers

A tool where people can trim there their bushes. Aka hedge trimmers. What did you think this was meant to be a sex joke you pervert.

Tracey uses bush snippers to trim her hedge.

by Haha sucked in u poofter March 2, 2009