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Shame Jerk

1. Masturbating with tranquillity until you finish, then you feel immediate shame for jerking off/ jerking in (if female)

2. Jerking off the something that gives you shame (Hentai, loli porn, BDSM)
Man 1: Hey dude, I think I had a Shame Jerk yesterday. Everything was going good until I finished and then I realized jerking off to loli porn is not ok!

Man 2: same thing happens to me when I bust, except I always feel shame for doing such a disgraceful act while looking at a picture of my sister
by Facts Rap December 19, 2021
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pre-shame

the state of advanced self loathing one experiences before a night out on 'shame' aka Mcat.
"Dude, I'm feeling some serious pre-shame right now..... I'm getting fucked up on Mcat later"
by The Beef Heart Brothers. July 31, 2016
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Chrono shaming

When someone shames you for the chronotype (sleep/wake/alert schedule/type you have/are).
Just because I sleep late and get up late does not mean you should be chrono shaming me. It's thanks to capitalism, anyways.

Fuck the chrono shaming, I will live my life and be up and asleep as my body needs.
by LingDanc803 March 13, 2024
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keyboard of shame

Keyboard of shame is any iOS app that has not been updated to support iOS 7 and still uses the old interface style.
There are a lot of apps, such as Trainyard, still on the store, some of them suffering from app rot have the keyboard of shame.
by Klaser February 28, 2014
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Shame-liking

The act of going on to LinkedIn to debase yourself by “liking” posts from your superiors solely for purposes of professional advancement.
The CEO just posted a thought piece on LinkedIn and it already has likes or comments from nearly every company VP. Forget customer service or innovation, our real corporate culture is shame-liking.
by Dazedview July 17, 2021
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Google Shaming

In addition to shaming a commenter who could have easily Googled an answer themselves, instead of asking and waiting around for someone to do it for them it can mean...

Shaming someone for using Google to understand something, or as the basis of their research. Just because you didn't get it from JSTOR doesn't mean it isn't a valid place to do your research. It's about thinking critically about your sources, not just the ease with which you got them. Don't Google Shame.
Person A: I have an opinion on a subject in which I am not an expert because of the things I have Googled...
Person B: Google isn't a fuckin degree, yo! Your hardly an expert!
Person A: Duh, get outta here with your Google Shaming. I can still be an educated, multi-faceted person who can form an opinion, yo.
Person B: Why don't you kill yourself and leave the opinions to the people who actually do this.
Person A: fuckin internet comments. *sigh*
by bean, trivia queen October 31, 2016
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Hunk-Shaming

When bros use anti-aging solutions (like Locklab hair growth pills) to stay hunked out, and other bros shame them for it.
*Bro who's let himself go bald and is now hunk-shaming men for STOPPING their hair loss*

"All men should give up on their hair ASAP. Just shave your head and let your poor genetics win."

*Hunk who is pro-handsomeness and anti-letting himself go*

"Sorry pal, but no way I'm letting poor genetics de-hunk me. Real men stay hungry, hairy, and hunked out"
by Thugnanimous July 26, 2024
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