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marmaduke sandwich

When you go in to subway and order a giant ass sandwich.
by ShyGuy November 13, 2017
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Damp sandwich

A derogatory term for loser lame local band manager who doesn't know when to stop. TBH just stop.
Jeez, Stanley, stop being such a damp sandwich. No one cares about your fucking band.
by Dick Trickle 69 September 18, 2016
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aluminum sandwiches

Becky and her friends are dragging us all to a gaudy picnic, better pack a slew of aluminum sandwiches.
by Yuri Zhivago September 3, 2021
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breeding sandwich

A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.
Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly
Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.
by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022
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Bacon Sandwich

A nickname for an Australian woman, because they are so delicious and everyone wants to eat them.
You see that girl, Dara, over there? She's australian. She's a total bacon sandwich.
by Murphyllama September 6, 2023
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Sandwich ho

A sandwich ho is a woman that has a first or last name that is or can be related to sex
Jess deeper is such a sandwich ho name
By Dave.s
by lildavion January 6, 2017
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