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Status, staUtus, statuS

Status, staUtus, statuS
Status, staUtus, statuS
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Status - Cucked

A term to describe a specific CRM related phenomenon; or issue, real or apparent, in certain support-focused occupations, most commonly in the Online Product Development Market, i.e. starting work on a ticket to quickly realize it has just been solved by a colleague, but didn't appear as so because it's *Ticket Status:* wasn't updated to reflect said completion.
"@coworker, you've completed ticket X but you didn't revert its status back to "Sent for development".
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."
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Status Chase Me, Bro

A defiant, ironic retort to overtly degrading remarks that exposes unconscious social dominance, especially when disguised as friendliness, advice, or validation. It calls out the constant performance of worth through metrics, scores, or emotional leverage used to claim authority or control.

Rejects the idea that status must be “earned” through approval, achievements, or moral superiority. Instead, it challenges the entire game: “You don’t get to set the terms. Stop using validation as currency. Influence isn’t claimed, it’s given freely, not taken through manipulation.”

Reject both status games and gendered put-downs. Demand autonomy and mutual respect, not hierarchy.
status chase me, bro -- I’m not here to validate your grind.
by L15t3Nr December 7, 2025
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status trip

When someone becomes famous and proceeds to become toxic and do horrible things because they think that they're so famous that they can do anything they want
Logan Paul totally status tripped and got in deep shit because of it
by IzumiWasTaken January 22, 2020
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status takeback

When a person deletes their facebook status after someone proves them wrong
Did you see her status?
No
Oh she must've done a status takeback
by hopdog February 1, 2015
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Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.
Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!
by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009
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