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Stamped my pants

The moment when you have to poop so bad that the poop pushes out, stamping the undergarment, and retracts.
I need to get to a bathroom soon, I just stamped my pants!
by Pantstamper November 19, 2025
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mushroom stampin

To poke a male in the forehead with a penis.
Brett Mushroom Stamped Mark late last night in brett's basement.
by E-Haw December 26, 2002
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coffee stamp

the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.
dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!
by singleton October 13, 2008
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dee-stamp

Large hickeys with bite marks around them.
DAAAAAAMN!!! That's a huge dee-stamp.

Did you see that giant dee-stamp on Holly's boyfriend?
by Deanna548 November 4, 2008
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Trout Stamps

Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.
by Gerald Busey December 9, 2008
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J Stamp

I am not telling him about that because he's just going to put the J stamp on it.
by speakout09 December 19, 2008
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squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"
I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!
by PurplePenis99 July 9, 2009
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