dirty sock farm

a pile of two or more pairs of dirty socks which congregates in the same area on a bedroom floor; creating a pile or "farm".

benny look at my pro dirty sock farm.

wow bud... your great

by meatwad12345 August 3, 2009

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jerk off sock

A sock that placed on the penis to assist in masturbation.

Dave: dude, what's with that sock?
Jake: don't touch it! That's the jerk off sock.

by TheSpaceBaller November 24, 2015

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a sock that, after being used to capture the semen of a horny college student, becomes infested with an ant colony. the poor college student finds the ant sock and is horrified beyond belief. who knew that ants loved semen so god damn much.

Dude I just went for my jiz sock and they were a shit ton ants in it. FML. guess it's an ant sock now.

by antsockboy April 1, 2010

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glitter sock

Usually found in college dorms and navy ships, the glitter sock is used to catch the ejaculatory consequence of furtive masturbation. It is so named because of the "glittery" look of dried semen on cloth when the sun happens to catch it by the side of the bed.
see: spunk sock

Fuck! Where's my glitter sock? My mom must have cleaned under the bed!

by slothropsez June 18, 2007

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Pink Sock Space Dock

After battering the anus out of either a male or female, The rectum/intestines exit the anal cavity and and just hang out like a little red bag of garbage, this a called pink sock. take one pink sock and roll it over another pink sock joining the two together this is pink sock space dock!!

damn my anus got swallowed up in pink sock space dock last night

by Rabbit feet February 25, 2015

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