1)the act of spinning really hard naked aim to your partners face and hit your partner in the face with your testicles
2)if you are a female you have to punch or kick your partner right in the ball sack while he is cuming or ball sack smashinig you
2)if you are a female you have to punch or kick your partner right in the ball sack while he is cuming or ball sack smashinig you
by Raphael M, Cam J ,Doug M April 02, 2008
Statement - have sex; going out with a view to bedding an attractive female; also used as good luck phrase - give it your all.
Gonna go smash some box mate; did he smash any box?; How much box did he smash; mate I smashed some bare crispy box last night
by Chri and Ste December 02, 2007
by UD-DanB May 13, 2010
“ I’m going out with that ryan from tinder. I really hope he smashes my cracker”
When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.
When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.
by Grace Kaitlin February 22, 2018
“did u hear tommorows smash owen day.”
by hairyasshole22 September 20, 2019
Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..
"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."
by aestherehxia July 18, 2019
The process of smashing your left testicle against your right, thus creating a testicular Newton's cradle.
by arizonaballsack October 31, 2013