This occurs when your partner is snoring obnoxiously loud. You proceed to squat over your partner’s face and drop a nice steamy log(s) into his or her mouth, which will stop the snoring. Unfortunately, this may cause Sleep Crapnea as your partner may be unable to breathe because of the foul odor that now lives inside his or her mouth.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
Tyrant: Yo bro, me and a couple dudes are gonna hit the bar after work today. You in?
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
by Stoney69 June 18, 2019
Get the Sleep Crapneamug. When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere
“When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere,” said Keith. “Is that the meaning of bean sleep baby girl?” asked Obama.”yessir,”exclaimed Keith.
by Captain eg November 15, 2018
Get the Bean sleepmug. by anonymous May 4, 2020
Get the Sleep creepmug. Jake: "Hey bro, hit this sleep stick!"
Joe: "Alright bro."
(10 minutes later)
Joe: "Zzzz..."
Jake: "Whoa! That sleep stick put him down for the count!"
Joe: "Alright bro."
(10 minutes later)
Joe: "Zzzz..."
Jake: "Whoa! That sleep stick put him down for the count!"
by Mr.DW! March 23, 2009
Get the Sleep Stickmug. by Bob ross420 July 19, 2017
Get the Sleep Seshmug. When you take a nap usually in the evening with the intention of waking up early in the morning but instead you wake up around midnight wired and can’t get back to sleep
by nimble nimble September 19, 2020
Get the Sleep Roulettemug. The period of feeling where you've stayed up WAY past your natural sleeping time, and you feel like you're going to start nodding off, but you're too lazy to go into your actual bed.
2 sleeping in obviously uncomfortable position at desk
1 : "Hey 3, why is 2 sleeping like that?"
3 : "He stayed up too late last night and just passed out like that, everyone agrees that he really needs to work on his sleep laziness."
1 : "Hey 3, why is 2 sleeping like that?"
3 : "He stayed up too late last night and just passed out like that, everyone agrees that he really needs to work on his sleep laziness."
by Shiicloud July 8, 2011
Get the Sleep Lazinessmug.