shrimpy

Cheesemunching Armish dude

by Teq February 7, 2003

scrimps

Sunflower seeds.

Hey man; gimme some scrimps

by cervid March 18, 2004

shrimping

shrimping is the position assumed during hangover.
It is derived from the characteristic fetal posture one likes to adopt when hung over, resembling a cocktail shrimp (Fenneropenaeus chinensis).

A: Dude, i'm seriously shrimping right now.
B: LOL, what were you drinking last night?

by Dr. Phillip Gonzales December 11, 2012

Shrimping

When one's penis hangs over the testicles, forming a shrimp figure. Also, protects testicles from being harmed or injured.

"I dont have to worry about getting kicked in the nuts,because I be shrimping."

by Tony ur daddy March 23, 2009

Shrimped

Getting dicked down by a little John (aka a disappointingly small penis)

Ex. Sarah: How was he last night?
Janice: I got "shrimped".
Sarah: But he's black!
Janice: Didn't make a difference!

by Hutzellbutt February 11, 2017

Shrimpin'

Synonymous with "cheesin", "tickin", or "pissin". Used when you're angry or annoyed by someone/something.

Hey Dad, you're really shrimpin' me off!!!!!!!!

by King Slar May 22, 2018

shimple

When 1/4 to 1/2 of the dumps you take end up clogging the toilet.

I think I've gone through about four plungers since this latest bought of the shimples set in.

by Mr. Furious March 28, 2005