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Bum Shitty

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
by film_ninja October 23, 2012
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Sniff Shifting

Blaming someone else for your own stank ass farts, not only your stank ass farts but blaming for your smelly feet
insighting others to assume guilt upon another person for your stink.
farting in a crowd of people and sniff shifting to the chick with the skirt on to make everyone think she did it and say,"dont look at me like that ! you know you did it stinky bitch!" Little does the crowd of people know ...you just sniff shifted.

"smells like skank in here" said the sniff shifted in a sly blame-trillequism
by kayzerpapa March 1, 2013
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sheet shifting

When the bed sheets are shifted during a sexual encounter
my woman's giving me some serious sheet shifting tonight. If you know what I mean ;)
by smartyboobs November 6, 2013
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Ballsack Shitty

The act of wiping one's ass too hard, slipping and smearing feces on the grundle and crown jewels.
"I was being rushed out of the bathroom whilst wiping my behind and got a bad case of ballsack shitty."
by LordFargus October 13, 2014
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sensory shifting

Sensory shifting is the most common type of shift, in fact, many Shifters never have any other kind of shift. In a Sensory shift, the Shifter will immerse him/h

energy, resulting in an Animal-like mood. The Shifter will feel somewhat animalish, alert, very aware, with an often-pleasurable heightened sense of their physical body. This is very like the mindset that people playing a sport and really mentally absorbed in playing get into. If you've ever gotten into a different mode of awareness/concentration/feeling when deep in a game and having lots of fun, you know pretty much what this is like. Hence the phrase, "I'm in the Zone!" The only big difference is the Shifter has a definite sense of the animal in their mood. The body temperature may go up a bit.
by nighttherian September 19, 2016
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persona shifting

Persona Shifting A Persona Shift is somewhere between assuming a mood and the personality of their animal. Some Were Creatures have a separate persona for their "wereside", the different personae may even have memories attached to them that other persona's don't have (i.e. other persona's can't remember that event). Different personae often have different outlooks on the world, different skills, and other things like that. Learning to recognize different personae that you shift into (if you are a persona shifter) can be very beneficial in learning to extricate yourself from the mess and confusion that persona shifting can easily cause, and knowledgeable persona shifting can be beneficial, such as shifting into a persona that is calm and level-headed in a dangerous situation or shifting into a persona, at the right time, that knows how to write very well to ensure straight A's in English.
by nighttherian September 19, 2016
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alt shift prtsc

Alt Shift Print Screen - How to turn on high contrast, sometimes cant be turned off, always fun
by Netscape4.0 May 18, 2016
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