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Himalayan Salt Shaker

To receive a hand job through the anal cavity of a sexual partner, from a second partner, while in the vagina of the first.
"Banged a girl with a prolapsed asshole. Then her friend joined in and gave me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"

"Yeah Jess broke up with me cos I asked her for a Himalayan Salt Shaker"

" I can't really get off unless she's giving me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"

"Just ticked the Himalayan Salt Shaker off me bucket list"
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Pennsylvania Salt Shaker 

When you cum all over an unshaven beaver and then scratch your head, letting the dandruff cost the jizz soaked clam.
Hey TJ, you should of seen the Pennsylvania Salt Shaker I performed on your mom last night!

Cryan cravila shake 

when your so drunk you put a Apple phone In a blender and call it apple juice, then you and the boys drink it at the liberty tree mall
Let’s go get a cryan cravila shake

Vanilla Milk Shake

When a male ejaculates into a condom, while the female removes it swallowing the contents from the condom or a vagina.
I just gave Vanessa her first Vanilla Milk Shake.

Vanessa is super down with Vanilla Milk Shakes.

for hega hedran doo doo dunder butt poo pee butt big butt shake down 

dude your have a big for hega hedran doo doo dunder butt poo pee butt big butt shake down

Shakespeare

Really old guy with a whole crap-load of plays that he may or may not have actually written. Some of his stuff is good, some not so good, but all of it over-analysized by english teachers around the globe. Like all really old guys from the Renaissance, he kind of looks like blood hound that got thrown into a blender with a bunch of lace doilies.
What was Shakespeare thinking when he wrote "Romeo and Juliet"?
Shakespeare by zombie_fools April 10, 2008

Master Shake 

The leader of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
I...I am forever... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Master Shake by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004