to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

Salt on your shoulder

It means very angry

I just lost in fortnite battle royale I could shoot up a Walmart!

Salt on your shoulder much?

by DanielsNan June 2, 2018

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped;
This is used when a person says something to you and you thought it was funny for a split second and then stopped laughing

Omgggg salts

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022

Salt

When ur gf is toxic so u say “I sense toxic” and she sends it back like “I SeNsE tOxIc”

Person 1: yo I got snitched on
Person 2: I told u they were salty bro

by Centenario1963 October 20, 2019

having salt in your blood

Once you get the salt in your blood you have a desire to go out on the ocean. Being on land gets boring after a while. It doesn’t take long to get salt in your blood. The lifestyle, the adventure, it is nothing that can compare to it.

He was experiencing what the maritime community refers to as “having salt in your blood.”

by Translator2000 September 16, 2018