Reverse thread

An obscure sexual position usually performed on a co-workers mom spouse or girlfriend.

So I had your mom in the reverse thread the other day!

by Willis motha f-in T February 11, 2022

Reverse Mortgage

An individual dresses up like Magnum P.I., inserts their penis or dildo into their partner’s ass and, upon completion, takes the deed to their partners house.

Tom Selleck enjoys advertising his love for reverse mortgages as a way to pay off debts, medical bills and other expenses without ever being forced to leave your home.

by J Lib February 17, 2022

Reverse Dalmatian

When a man (usually white) cums on a black girls face, making her look like a reverse dalmation.

-“yo i gave Melissa Reverse Dalmatian last night.”

by skemyrr June 19, 2023

reverse charzarding

When you set the man’s beard on fire and the woman squirts on his face to put it out and then he spits it in her face and shouts “you don’t have enough badges to train me”

I’m going to reverse charzarding you tonight

by Beverlyforgrieve August 6, 2023

Reverse Jumping

When you jump a larger group by yourself or when you get jumped but the jumpers get cooked in the process.

That nigga really got treated with a reverse jumping at the opp's base.

by JakalB September 5, 2023

Jordan River

A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.

someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.

by mk614 December 23, 2011

The River Dance Fuck

When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.

also known as, River Dance Fucking.

Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012